The lady in the glass coffin is called 'Lucy Muerte' (dead Lucy?) apparently. This is totally bizarre; if she was lying 'in state' she'd surely be in a normal coffin, and she seems to have been there some time...

Would YOU want to drink your beer 2 feet from a dead woman?

You'd be hard pressed to do anything meaningful with this Beamer ;) Should have learned how to use the handbrake...

Hey, it's cheaper then sinking a Roller - someone should have told Noel Gallagher about that!

The following is an advertisement in an Irish Newspaper..!

1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf
Only 15 km
Only first gear and reverse used
Never driven hard
Original tires
Original brakes
Original fuel and oil
Only 1 driver

Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off

Abomination of Nature...

Me with fangs (well, kind of) - I have a couple of them in a jar - They look a bit like this...

I noticed something very interesting when I saw Shrek for the first time - they'd based him on me! Do I get any royalties though? Do I f---! Oh well... Still a sorted film though!

I heard about this one from a friend who'd seen this in Bizarre magazine, but I didn't believe him until I saw this...

Of course, it could be faked, as I believe aeroplane toilets use a blue chemical, meaning that the shaft of urine would not be yellow. However, I can't confirm this...

No offence to the person or their relatives, but it would really take the p-ss going out like this.

This is a plane that landed somewhere in Africa... It won't be taking off any time soon; the pilot returned to this! Loads of rather hardcore looking lions lying in the only shade around - that of the plane's wings!!!

This is kind of cool but very weird! I'll let this one speak for itself...