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This page is
dedicated to weird and amusing images cobbled together from received
emails and pictures I have taken (well, one, anyway!). I suspect these
are copyright, but none barring Darth G have notification; if you want
credit for an image, contact me and you'll get it.
Obviously, some
of these will be fakes, but I'd be curious to know if any of the more
bizarre ones are real - there's more on the links on the left...
Amusing imagery
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This was spotted in the Reading Post - nice T-shirt - dunno
about my supposed Home Team though - not being a footie fan I'm
not too sure how they're doing at the moment! However, with support
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What most
of us feel like when we get into work....
Don't try
this if you're on the 7th floor though - it'd take an awful long
time to tunnel through all that concrete....
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This is
an advert for a 'research project' into whether blowjobs give
women problems with their larynx; apparently, this is being conducted
at Toronto University - and the guys actually get paid. Love to
know if this is true!
Click on
the image for a view that's readable - this will appear in a new
window.
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This advert
caught my eye when I was in the band. There was a noticeboard
in the Cell Studios in Reading which had all kinds of music-related
stuff...
This was
the best though....
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Supposedly real...
These images
are self explanatory, but I'll add my comments anyway! These are of
the 'That's Life!'-type vein. That was the best thing about that
program - someone would always crack me up by sending in something with
an amusing word or phrase contained, innocently, within the image. It's
like that Men Behaving Badly episode with the 'Sod', 'Plop' and
'Binky' imported beers...
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Beavis
and Butthead would have a field day about this one - db (dry beer)
for me bunghole....
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Dread
to think where this butcher gets HIS meat from....
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Conjunctivitis
sucks big time, but my mates let me scan their eyedrop packets...
Hmm - Fucithalmic
speaks for itself, and, well, the other ones must be manufactured
b a serious James Bond fanatic...
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No explanation
required!
They taste
nicer than Chef's chocolate salted balls though.
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At last!
Homeless people who are honest about what they needs that spare
change for...
That aside,
whilst these images are amusing, it should be noted that at least
some of the homeless people out there are genuine and not complete
druggies or alchies. Most of them could just use a break which
Britain, at least, doesn't seem to want to give them.
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Allegedly Actual
Advertisements!
That homeless
dude above obviously doesn't worry about the supposed downsides
to 'Mary Jane' - although I would assume that the writer of this
article is also a pretty regular user...
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These
are the kind of ads that always seem to appear in the back of those
dodgy free papers...
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I knew Burger King claim to use 100% beef, but if this is a real
advert, it probably explains why the burgers are sometimes tough
and stringy - no wander they seem to have such high staff turnover....
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one has GOT to be a fake! Either that, or Beavis and Butthead have
started up a slightly more lucrative business than their 0900 number,
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advert would flout pretty much every rule in the Advertising Agency's
standards handbook, but if it's real, it's blooming classic! |
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If
Dennet's Wharf can't please your 'mom' though, then maybe this
person can ;)
I
wander what 'dick' was a typo for though?
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His
Master's Voice? No way! This HAS to be a fake surely - mind you,
only in America, as they (not us Brits, I hasten to add!) say...
Loo-hoo-hoooo-se-heeurrrr!!!
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This
is a harsh advert if it's true; I know someone who had a cat disappear
on them, only to find out 6 years or so later that the a-hole of
a nextdoor neighbour had shot it. I still don't know why they did
this, but I guess some people are just cruel like that...
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If
you ever needed proof that Bill Clinton 'wasn't a very good President
(...as he himself said in The Simpsons), here it is:
That
said, I'd have 10 Bill C's over that Muppet George W Bush. Us
Brits all know what the W stands for - sign the Kyoto Protocol
you d*ckhead!
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More bizarre,
non-themed images
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Not quite sure how old this kid is, but he obviously doesn't know
when to hang back and give his fellow creatures a tad bit of quiet
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These signs use varying strengths of scare tactics - I wander if
they actually work??
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Now visit the
other imagery pages ;)
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